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20, inspirational cunt. a mess of art, pop culture, and the bizarre.

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done with your shit

done with your shit

(Source: kisesbutt, via whiskey-wolf)

Probably won’t be posting for a while, need some time off. Everything looks like it’s going off the deep end, but at some point this will all make sense.

Gotta have faith~*~*-gerg michel

ITS A FULL TIME JOB FUCKIN LOVIN YASELF

YAS MAMA

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mncarys:

karl pilkington seriously deserves his own show.

You’re in luck, because it exists. It’s called The Moaning of Life and it’s even more beautiful than you could imagine. So BINGE AWAY.

YES THIS THIS

YES THIS THIS

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Where’s Karl when I need him? The ability for him to spot bullshit from miles and miles away and swoops in, shows up, and calls people out on it.

WHERE IS THAT KARL I NEED HIM STAT

tonsofgrooves:

K-PILKS

OMG

tonsofgrooves:

K-PILKS

OMG

gummo1997:

Honestly i need to watch the godfather part 2 but it’s literally 200 minutes long. You know your girl is thirsty for de niro & pacino but can she thirst for 200 minutes. Does she have the stamina

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yr-cherrybomb:

ridge:

graceful 

Why is this 6 seconds long it should be 6 days long

I’m sitting here, bundled up in my blankets, with two cats on either side of me. Some may say this is the life, what else could you ask for?

Unfortunately, I’m currently suffering from a nasty bout of bronchitis that has been rearing it’s head for over a month but I was too stubborn to go to the doctor and get checked out. My pride gets the best of me sometimes.

So despite being warm, with food in my belly and little furballs keeping me company, I couldn’t shake the misery I feel physically… I mean, I got bronchitis…. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

But I came across this video again, and nothing seemed to matter anymore. I laughed so hard that I coughed up the most disgusting amount of phlegm that’s been lingering in my lungs for over a month. This video helped me feel just the slightest bit better.

I’m eternally grateful for the gift of happiness this video brought me, and to show my respect and pay my dues, I’ll reblog this every time I see it on my dashboard. This I can promise you.

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afraidof-reality:

Don’t you hate it when this happens to you
Snorting

afraidof-reality:

Don’t you hate it when this happens to you

Snorting

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

After believing for the longest time that I was a terrible person, that I had to repent for my mistakes and was forced into believing I was a martyr… you prove to me that feeling this horrible wasn’t as justified as I was forced to believe. What a relief.

At least I recognized my mistake and did everything in my power to right my wrong, as soon as possible, out of respect. However, your puppeteer is a believer of feeding into revengeful desires… and you allow them to pull your strings… time and time again.

So what does that make you?

ain’t nobody got time for that.

ain’t nobody got time for that.